The original letter:
So I am 18 male, and I’m in my final year of high school. For the past year, my twin brother and I (identical) have been taking showers together. For context our shower is really big, it was designed for people with disabilities and the shower head is long (not good for saving water). So we’re far enough apart that we have a good amount of personal space. It started when we were in a hurry to get ready for school one morning (I think I had a math test that day). He was in the shower, so I asked if I could get in and he agreed. We would pretty regularly be in a rush for school and one of us would have to wait for the other to get out of the shower so after this it kind of happened a lot and became a regular occurrence. Even when we’re not in a rush, if one of us needs to shower and the other one is already in there then it’s more convenient if you just get in.
Honestly, it’s really nice to have a place where we can catch up and chat. He asked me whether showering together made me feel uncomfortable. I said that he didn’t, he said it doesn’t make him uncomfortable either. Of course, I love my twin brother but not in a romantic way. Neither of us have any romantic feelings or desires toward one another. I haven’t seen him hard and nor has he seen me hard. Honestly, it’s like showering next to a mirror. Our bodies look the same (and yes down there looks the same as well). Our parents know and they don’t mind. I’ve told two of my close friends about it and they said it was definitely unusual, but didn’t think there was anything inherently wrong with it. I think I agree with them, but are they and I right? Is it wrong? I am fully aware that it’s unusual.
Goblin Prudence sez:
As previously mentioned, Goblin Prudence is a humanities cuck and thus well versed in close reading. “Of course, I love my twin brother but not in a romantic way,” you write, omitting a necessary comma. Well, naturally! Loving your twin brother is cool & rad in the eyes of Our Lord. And you don’t have “romantic” feelings toward him, you say? Whew! That’s great news for all of us who subscribe to the incest taboo! Case closed, thanks for sharing. Wait, what’s that? “I haven’t seen him hard and nor has he seen me hard”? That…is at odds with your previous statements, And Nor. Why are you even thinking of your brother getting hard, perhaps while you are also hard? Most people appreciate the privacy of their nude genitals and do not imagine their close blood relatives—who look exactly like them!—in sessual ways. You do not need to specifically inform us that you have not seen your brother “hard” and vice-versa. People just kind of assume that you’re not constantly peeping on one another’s unclothed dongs.
And Nor, just cum clean. You and your twin wish to do butt johnsons to each other, in the shower. That is why you are constantly becoming nude together, in the shower. Is that OK? It is not OK. It is disgusting and foul, and society will never accept you. But the truth remains: Whether you admit it or not, you are nudely showering with your adult identical twin brother because you wish to fucque upons. From here, you have a decision to make. Do you give in to your uncontrollable subconscious urge to twincest, or do you COMPLETELY NOT FUCK YOUR SIBLING and just move on with life in a normal way? This is where Goblin Prudence leaves you, And Nor. Good luck with your destiny or whatever.